Bon Scott, vocalist, AC/DC (b.1946-d.1980)
"Ahem, thank you all for coming to my lecture, "The History of AC/DC" parts 1 through 25, this will include an extensive discussion of source material and will include a reading of a transcribed interview that I conducted with head professor of Musical Theory at the Unive...excuse me, yes you...please pay attention. Thank you. As I was saying, now, where was I? Oh yes. Part one.
Post World War II Australia presented an ethnically diverse population, due in part to massive volume immigration, and indeed, the influx contributed heavily to pushing Australia into an economic boom and...EXCUSE ME! I'm talking here, whatever in the world are you finding much more engaging? YOU! Yes, you, Miss Invisible, if you would at least afford me the simple courtesy of looking at me when I'm talking to you I would very much appreciate it. Whatever your eyes seem to be trained upon over my head surely cannot be more engrossing than the wonderful knowledge that I am imparting to you, can it? Ahem, that's better. Now let's continue.
Hmmmmm...right. Economic boom and prosperity. The rate of home ownership rose dramatically from barely 40 per cent in 1947 to more than 70 per cent by 1960. Many of these new home owners were Scottish born...OKAY! THAT'S IT! Everyone show a little decorum, stop giggling at whatever in the world you find so funny and, excuse me, why are all the gentlemen in the room now making a mass exodus? Was it something I said?
To continue, one of these Scottish families, The Scotts, took the long journey from Kirriemuir to settle in Sunshine, Melbourne. Isabelle Scott, a hardy of physique yet soft spoken...ahem,...sorry...woman who took delight in...ahem...again sorry...
Fuck this action.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Oh my god!! HAAAAAHAAAAAHAAA. Oh my eyes! Check it. Bon is packin' a "Whole Lotta Garden Hosie".
Okay. Let the discussion begin. Every good lecture has one. Or in this case, two.
currently listening to: AC/DC, Flick of the Switch...and to the sound of my own hysterical laughter. Apologies to anyone who took offense, this blog will now return to regularly scheduled PG rated programming. But remember, I've got big blog, I've got big blog, I've got the biggest blog of them all!
I left "MY LOVE" blank cuz that picture, as you know is right up there at the top of the post. Thanks to Miss I. for making me do this!
20 comments:
LMAO... you are the mostest fantastical E!!!
That is funny... Thanks
"She's got the biggest blog of them all"
You had me fooled with the erudite intro- wham- into the gutter...tsk.
As a guy, that looks painful, like it would hurt to walk or something...
I've been packin' a Big Dictionary since before they invented blog...it's a bit uncomfortable under my Speedos though.
(Kidding. I have no Speedos)
Hey kids! Janet and Jack!!!!
Mr. Furley is away, let's through a wicked good bash and hire that decent band from the Regal Beagle! WAHOOOO!!!!!!!
Vis, hope it was okay that you featured prominently in a post that featured something else quite prominently...good to "hear" my girl laffin'!!
Allan! LOL! Somewhere Webster (not the little guy that Michael Jackson wore for most of the eighties) is rolling in his grave!
Thank god no Speedos...but hey aren't we all going Baywatch????
god my spelling sux...I meant let's throw a wicked good bash...god I'm tired!
Oh its perfect... and I would have totally interrupted class snickering... and probably throwing things..
hey we are goiing to be on baywatch.. actually I think we need to be on that new MTV show.. Living Lahiana... OHHHH YEAHHHH.. great location and well yeah.. fuck all its a BEACH
Baby girl something tells me you wouldn't bat an eyelash in you were punished with detention, you'd have the whole Punishroom rockin'!You must be so fun at par-tays!
Living Lahiana? Sounds good if we can beach disco dance to Living La Vida Loca!!!!! YEAH!!!!
Hey Visi, boycott PEREZHILTON! He called Billy Joel's daughter ugly or somesuch diss...that is low!!!
I adore Billy, I don't care if he drives for shit...LOL!
OH MY.. yes i totally rocked detention.. hell i could forge all my Principals and VPs names.. so yeah.. we wouldnt need hall passes and get out of school passes...i kept them IN my truck
as far as the beach disco... there is always baby oil twister... a fave...
ALLAN... spin that shit please... ricky martin.. ohh and i like the one with xtina duet...
(and I NEVER go to that fuckers site.. you see my link list.. that is my source of gossip.... he is a loser lame wanna be star pap take my pic villiage idiot.. lucky for us that is taken right now.. BY.. his ass kisser.. Paris Hilton)
allan.. ya know... that whole book reference makes women HOT, right??
Careful!!
just sayin
Vis:
"allan.. ya know... that whole book reference makes women HOT, right??
Careful!"
Really? Should I do a post about my library cards? I have cards in two cities and three counties- I'm way above average.
E- No Speedos or Baywatch on my Dream Beach- all I have are flying pigs, giant dancing bonfires, a beautiful ocean, magic shadows, great weed, a hella outdoor stage-(with monitors that actually work), great company and plenty of view in every direction.
Will that do?
If you want blood you've got it. Unless your pants completely cut off the circulation. Maybe that's what the swelling is all about...
allan.. DUDE?!?! .. now im totally tweaked... i love libraries.. the smell of books is sooo intxicating.. you should just hang out in them when you feel like getting high...
Yeah... ok.. totaly a placebo ..
samuri... OMG.. LOLing...
Hey kidz...On this episode of Three's Company...hey SF! You can be Larry if you like! YEEEHAW!
Vis...good fer ya on the perez thing...he is rotten to his gosslit-the throat of anyone he doesn't like...the backlash is already, Fierce (ewww, that sounds so him)
Yes Allan that will do nicely!! Very nicely indeed!Flying pigs are definitely a motif with us, eh?
Is Allan showing off his Big Dictionary again...dammit Allan put that thing away. Don't be such a The-whore-us! (thesaurus...sounds like...oh damn you all for not laughing)
SF!!!!!!LOL!!!!! As usual great great comment! You are the kingofcommentary! :D I wonder if Bon had to have someone pull those pant's zipper up with pliers?
SF! I can't fer the life of me get on your site...it just won't load fully...and the post looks really funny...damn!!!!! Your topic is gettin mad mad mad hitz and the surge of traffic is jammin it up! Can't I be on the VIP guest list, Froggie, and just sweep past the velvet rope??LOL!!!
wow, that pic is hilarious, I'm seeing him in a new light.
I can't laugh. My pants are too tight- they'll burst.
AWWW!!! I love what I learned about you E>
and the leaving the love pic blank says something else... did you read it... VERY INTERESTING my dear friend.
LOL Allan.. god the 70's and pants... totally retarded...
Hey Todd...it would probably be best to see Bon in a new light...preferably dimmed down right to dark! LOL! God, who let him onstage like that, and what the heck did his mama think..(Scottish accent)"Oh dear, what a lovely lovely picture of yew on the rock and roll stage, sonny boy-jim. Here, have a scone and some tea and I will mend all those holes that seem to pop up in your trousers like heather in the fields."
OH NO WE GOT PANT BURST-AGE!!! Just when this blog was gettin back to PG rated level!!
Hey Vis!! I learned lots about ya too! WILDCAT!!!Good fun all round...I didn't write anything for explanations cuz the photos were all just bang on...ya know??? If my soul goes anywhere I just hope it finds its way into the Mona Lisa...she'd be a good home, plus I would be the center of attention for at least another 1000 years...LOL!!!!!
Best 70's pants ever...Bay City Rollers NO QUESTION!
Aha! There it is- at the bottom of the old post. Very cool- and interesting. Just like you!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y ... NIGHT!
*rolling and laughin icon here*
Damn, E, I don't know why it won't open for you; I think I put up too many YouTube videos this week, but I just couldn't not have 13 Madness videos up anymore!
You know you're always on the VIP list.
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